Real friends buy you vodka.

  • imsoshive:

    me: what’s for dinner?

    her: *spreads her legs*

    me: 

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    so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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    • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
    • me: bye i love you
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  • meladoodle:

    i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

    (Source: meladoodle, via fruitcrocs)

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  • "I just want to sleep. A coma would be nice. Or amnesia. Anything, just to get rid of this, these thoughts, whispers in my mind."
    Laurie Halse Anderson (via a-thousand-words)

    (Source: feellng, via kira-in-tha-dark)

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  • givemeinternet:

    Fuck your rules son

    (via handjob)

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  • 50c:

    are you crying

    nah i yawned 

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    (via taggedbooty)

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  • appr-eciate:

    can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

    (via hotboyproblems)

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  • mcporno:

    keep your eyes peeled

    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • majestey:

    Personal Blog

    (Source: obnoxiouus, via flawlesslly)

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  • (Source: beyondhighh, via stand)

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