Real friends buy you vodka.

  • mitten:

    joshpeck:

    youneedtotakeaglassofstfu:

    joshpeck:

    i am tired af as fuck but i will not sleep because i am not weak

    tired as fuck as fuck

    did i stutter

    corn bread

    (via hotboyproblems)

  • kaie-n:

    *tries to create new url*
    “that user name is taken”
    *smacks url into browser*
    LETS GO SEE WHO DIS BITCH IS

    (Source: kaizune, via online)

  • mxcleod:

    mxcleod:

    my sister is as old as some of you

    and that is just wrong 

    no one born in the 2000’s should be following me 

    it just feels so wrong

    image

    ok whatever you say 

    (via stand)

  • osamah:

    ven0moth:

    simon says send nudes

    someone report simon to the police

    (Source: ven0moth, via lubricates)