Real friends buy you vodka.

  • niick4:

    Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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  • hebihimehancock:

    when youre drawing and something is wrong but you cant figure out what it is


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  • one-hella-fine-viking:


    Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

    not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

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  • i recommend the creme brulee


    i recommend you go away


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  • kanyewesticle:

    do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you

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  • nibit:

    420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

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  • cappinzeezee:


    i dont say “no” to drugs

    i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 


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  • ultrafacts:




    Source For more facts, Click HERE to follow Ultrafacts

    Well somebody finally gets it!

    Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.

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